THIS IS MY LITTLE POEM WRITTEN TO GO WITH THE PAY AND ALLOWANCE PAGE

 

 

 

 

In life, we have many needs
the first starts inside Mum’s tum with our feeds
then out we pop to start our life
Oh! If we only knew of the oncoming strife.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Whilst the feeds  stay throughout                
we soon learn what girls are all about
and sex becomes our guiding light
until we get too old, and to it, we say good night.

 

Whilst the feeds stay throughout
we soon learn what boys are all about
and we see in them the able bread winner
even though, compared with us, they are a little dimmer.

 

 

 

 

 

But in between there comes the money
like sex, it’s need is as sweet as honey
but apart from feeds which are enduring
when sex is finished, the money is still scoring.

 

The shopping sprees we go on
could, if not careful, see all our money gone
so please darling hubby while I am enjoying days sunny
get your skates on and earn lots of money.

 

First verse common to boys and girls, then the traditional colours.