I don't suppose that you have ever been drunk!  I know that the thought of copious amounts of amber nectar nauseate you and that fraternal drinking pals are to be avoided at all cost .  However, I think you are all telling fibs.   In fact, truth be known, we all

Fortunately, we don't get drunk, at least not now - that is what we did when we were young and silly ; always an accident mind you.

We all know OUR definition of being drunk and what we experienced when this "curse" befell us, but did you ever think that their Lordships [in their wisdom] would actually commit THEIR definition to paper.  Here is the party line! Not QRRN but Medical Manual.


so remember, enjoy yourself, but