THE EMBARRASSMENT AT HAVING FEMALES ONBOARD,  THAT IS STAND FAST CROSS DRESSERS!

Old stories carry well, especially those of the sea and its customs, pleasant or otherwise!

Thus, no doubt you will be familiar with this one.




Subject: CHANGE YOUR UNDERWEAR

THERE IS TRUTH IN THIS STORY



There's an old sea story about a commanding officer of a submarine who inspected his sailors,
and afterward told the first lieutenant that his crew smelled badly.
The CO suggested perhaps it would
help if the sailors would change
their underwear occasionally.

The first lieutenant responded,
"Yes sir, I'll see to it immediately!"

He went below to seek out a WO Stoker and to brief him accordingly.
The first lieutenant went straight to the wardroom on completion

and the WO Stoker, after saying aye aye sir, went forward  to the stokers mess and announced,
"The skipper thinks you guys smell bad
and wants you to change your underwear."
He continued,

"Pittman, you change with Jones,

McCarthy, you change with Bastard*,

and Brown, you change with Death*."

* These are common submariner surnames

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:

Someone may come along and promise

"Change",


but don't count on things smelling [or getting] any better.

Now that's all well and good with fella's, but what about the queue wanting a mess change into mixed gender messes?